Monday, March 01, 2010

Mr. Obama Repeals
The Law Of Gravity

by Andrew Wilson - March 1st, 2010 - American Spectator

This just in from the White House: Barack Obama -- the beneficent, the merciful -- has repealed the law of gravity, calling it "old science" and saying in his weekly radio address that it was "time to move on and put this slavish devotion to 17th century dogma behind us."

The president drew a careful comparison between his brainstorm in repealing the law of gravity and Isaac Newton's in inventing it. Under this comparison, Newton came out rather badly. In a conversation with Rahm Emanuel prior to going public with this announcement, the president explained his thinking:

Though it is hard to tell, this IS satire. It is worth reading though as it explains in clear detail the typical techniques Obama uses to hide his deceitful plans, but with great satire... or is that sarcasm?



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