Cure Global Warming With Bovine Beano

by Nolan Finley - MArch 4th, 2007 - The Detroit News

Al Gore is urging all of us to do the little things to fight global warming. (I'm certain Gore is screwing in low-energy light bulbs at his Nashville mansion to trim his $1,000 a month electric bill, though I can't say how many former vice presidents it takes to do that job).

His example has moved me. My contribution -- no more cabbage, refried beans or other tooty foods.

Because methane, often a byproduct of flatulence, is one of the most damaging greenhouse gases.

The most important line in an important article is "The enviro-fascists hate red meat almost as much as they hate SUVs. Farmers should watch warily what's happening to the auto industry, because they're next."

As a farming community, our Inner Banks area needs to pay attention. People used to joke that after the democrats destroyed tobacco they would go afer McDonalds. No one believed them and yet now they are trying to hold fast food restaurants accountable for "making us fat".

It is only a matter of time until they start suing farmers for damaging the ozone with their cattle.