Thursday, June 25, 2009

Inner Banks Humor - Politics

A friend started the day of job hunting early the other day;

having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN )

for 6:00 AM. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA )

was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and

tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA )

he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO )

to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN )

to his radio (MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with gas (IMPORTED FROM SAUDI ARABIA )

and continued his search; for a good-paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA ),

for AMERICAN job prospects, my friend decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ),

poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered why he can't find a good-paying job in AMERICA.

In his frustration, he is now hoping for change from a President MADE IN KENYA !!

I wished him good luck with that.


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